Why do the gods hate me?!

So, I woke up this morning, and knew immediately something was wrong... I couldn't open my eye. F.IN A MAN! i cannot catch a break. my body hates me. i have pink eye... which means, i cannot go to work or classes until it's better... which means, 2 weeks off of these things = hell. i just cannot catch my breath with sickness and bad things chasing after me. give me a break, please! the semester is almost over, and i need to concentrate!!! oy. anywho, i'm off to do an ass load of homework!!!!